Author: Mariah Dietz
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Release Date: May 18, 2017
Shakespeare believed there was always humor in tragedy and tragedy in humor.
My life proved his theory as fact.
At eighteen I was a single parent moving to this small town to be with the man I loved. The one who was supposed to love and cherish me in return.
Finding out he had a wife was tragic.
Remaining in love with him in spite of her was more tragic.
My mom and best friend setting me up on a long string of blind dates was an ongoing tragedy.
Nine years later, Iâve learned to see the humor in most situations.
My mom and best friend setting me up on disastrous blind dates.
My sonâs jokes.
The fire alarm going off each time I cook.
My constant bright spot always adding to the humor was my son, Hayden. But when Hayden had a life-threatening allergic reaction, the man who came to help my little boy became my own savior. His laugh, his smile, and the way his eyes lit up when he spoke to my son made him a beacon of light in both our lives.
But I wasnât the only one who noticed him.
When I began having feelings for the man my best and only friend had fallen for, I knew following my heart would once again lead to a fresh round of heartbreak.
Love led me to this town.
Lies kept me there.
Would history repeat itself?
Or had life just thrown me another Curveball?
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âI donât watch TV at nightâ¦â Her voice drifts off, and I know itâs because she realizes Iâm going to ask why.
And I do.
âYou're going to laugh.â
âIt's because I can't hear things.â
âWhat kinds of things are you trying to hear?â
âI don't know. Strange noises and thingsâ¦â
âDo I need to spell it out for you?â Sheâs trying to sound annoyed, but I can hear the smile in her voice.
âApparently, because I have no idea what you're talking about. What kinds of strange noises are you going to hear? I usually turn my TV up to block out all the strange sounds like the neighborâs kids and the lady behind me that sounds like Fran fucking Drescher.â
âYou know who Fran Drescher is?â
âMy mother was a big fan of that stupid show she was in. Stop changing the subject. What are you listening for? Hayden wonât sneak out.â
âWhat if someone breaks in?â
âYou're not serious.â
âOf course I'm serious!â
âWhat do you do all night?â I ask.
âWork,â she admits. âWell, usually I clean, and then I work.â
âIâm coming over.â
The panic in her voice doesnât make her sound upset about the idea, but afraid.
Is it because she likes me?
âWhy not?â I ask.
âItâs like nine o'clock.â
âAre you about to turn orange and sprout a stem?â
âThat and I'm not wearing a bra, if you must know.â
âSo put it back on.â
âYou don't understand. That's like saying put your jeans back on.â
âI am in jeans,â I lie just to get a reaction out of her.
âWhat is wrong with you?â she cries.
âWhat's wrong with jeans?â
âThey're stiff and uncomfortable. Wearing jeans all day is basically equivalent to walking on sandpaper. But at least you guys have pockets that will actually hold something larger than a thimble and donât ride up your ass.â
âIf your bra is riding up your ass, we have bigger fish to fry than being afraid of the boogey man.â
Mariah Dietz lives with her husband, two sons, and two four-legged children who are the axis of her crazy and wonderful world.
Mariah grew up in a tiny town outside of Portland, Oregon where she spent most of her time immersed in the pages of books that she both read and created.
She has a love for all things that include her family, good coffee, books, traveling, and dark chocolate. Sheâs also obsessed with Christmas ornaments and all things Disney.