Title: Beefcakes
Author: Katana Collins
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Release Date: March 24, 2020
Blurb
I might as well permanently add the label "Ex" to my name. I'm an Ex-Mr. Universe. Ex-Mr. Olympus. An Ex-Hollywood Stuntman. But no one from my small hometown cares anything about that. They only care that I'm the ex-boyfriend to the beloved Mayor's daughter, Elaina Dyker.
And now, ten years later, I'm back, helping my siblings run my mother's bakery while she takes on chemo. What should have been a routine cupcake delivery turns into utter chaos when the bachelorette party thinks I'm a stripper. And what's worse? Elaina is the maid of honor.
But the meme about us sure went viral fast. My small hometown has become positively infested with tipsy bridesmaids looking for my erotic cupcakes.
Now Hollywood's knocking again--and this time they want me and my ex, Mr. Beefcake, and Ms. Prude, to star in a reality show.
It could solve all my problemsâexcept her.
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Author Bio
I love coffee.
As an author and a story-teller, it is the lifeblood to which my ideas take flight. And I believe in giving credit where credit is due. Occasionally someone (ie â my husband) will try to secretly switch out my beloved regular coffee for decaf. I always know the difference. ALWAYS (Iâm looking at you, SEAN).
I am incapable of achieving the perfect ponytail. Iâm dyslexic. I can never wear white without spilling on myself. And Iâve never read Pride and Prejudice (gasp!).
When I was younger and stole my motherâs Harlequins to read beneath the covers with a flashlight (seriously, did we ALL do this? I think we did.), I wanted to read about the tough as nails heroine. The perfectly imperfect girl with quirks and attitude and sass. And the anti-heroes who were anything but âPrince Charming.â Forget the knight on a white horse⦠give me the bad boy on a motorcycle.
So, now, I write those romance novels I craved to see on the shelves all those years agoâthe sassy heroines. The badass heroes. I spend my days in the throes of my imagination and am loving every minute of it. I can travel anywhere and become anyone I want to be. One day, Iâm a mechanic in Boston and the next, Iâm a vampire stripping in Las Vegas.
Since penning my first novel back in 2012, Iâm now an international author with 15 published books, in a wide range of contemporary romance genresâ(Paranormal, New Adult, Small town, Erotic Suspense⦠you name it!).
After living for a decade in Brooklyn, NY, I took the plunge and moved to beautiful (although kinda chilly) Portland, Maine. I now live full time in âVacationlandâ with a kind of mean cat, a mellow chihuahua, and a very NOT mellow lab-pittie mix. Oh, yeah⦠thereâs a husband who draws comics somewhere in that mix, too.
I can usually be found in a coffee shop with my nose in my laptop wearing fabulous (albeit sometimes impractical) shoes.
I love connecting with readers and fellow sassy storytellers, so feel free to drop me an email at [email protected] or connect with me on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter (@katanacollins). You can find a list of my available books over on my Bookshelf or if youâve already read a book, it would make my day if you wrote a review!
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