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-- EXCERPT: “Is he still peeing over your face?” He says this so casually, as though this is a completely normal question to be asking your partner. Although, I suppose it probably is completely normal for many parents. “Unfortunately, I’m fun to aim at.” I stand up and watch Rocky point his finger at Ryder. “Please stop peeing over Conner’s face. I’d rather like my boyfriend pee-free if possible.” Ryder grabs ahold of Rocky’s finger and wipes his slobber over it. “Thanks for standing up for me. You really told him,” I drawl, rolling my eyes. It seems everyone listens to Rocky except for his kids, who seem immune to his commanding tone. Ryder isn’t even biologically his, and he still isn’t affected. “Fine, how about this?” He turns to face Ryder again. “You give us one night completely uninterrupted, and I’ll give you one night free pass when you’re older to skip vegetables.” I shake my head again. “Think you gotta know your audience.” “Fine, how would you do it?” I lift Ryder up and turn him to face me. “Ryder, I promise you this will be much funnier if you pee on him instead. So, try that from now on, got it?” “Hey!” Rocky gives me a gentle shove while I laugh. Ryder seems to sense the mood and grins. ![]()
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Sue G.
9/8/2020 03:59:49 pm
Sounds cute.
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9/9/2020 04:57:16 am
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