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BOOK TRAILER: -- EXCERPT: “Can I just point out that she’s not actually my woman?” “Yeah, she should be my woman,” Tony grumbled. “Can we please forget about the fucking thumb war? Face it, you lost. You won the battle, but lost the war. It’s over for you.” “I wouldn’t be too confident right now if I were you,” Coop said. “I think right now she’d take Tony Tacos over you.” “There has to be some way to prove to her that it was a one time mistake. Okay, let’s just say that I wanted help getting her back. How would I go about this?” “Well, you have to prove to her that you are good in bed,” Hunter said. “You are good in bed, right?” “Well, it’s not like I’m gonna prove it to you,” I grumbled. “He’d be the one you’d go to,” Cap chuckled. “Hey,” he said, holding up his hands as Hunter advanced on him. “Wax jobs, watching people fuck, thongs, pedicures, and hot tubs. I’m just saying.” “That wasn’t all me,” he growled. “Doesn’t matter. Enough of it was,” Cap laughed. “Can we get back to my issues?” “You know what you need?” Coop said. “You need a sex tape.” “Excuse me?” “Yeah, you know, to prove that you can do it the right way.” “And who exactly would be filming this? And who would it be with?” Coop scratched his jaw and shrugged. “Okay, well, unless you have any in storage, that won’t work so well, but there’s gotta be something you can do that will show you’re not a total douche in bed.” They all stood there staring at the ground in thought. “Really? Maggie went to you with this issue and this is who you brought me?” Cap opened his mouth to speak, but I held up my hand to stop him. “You could have brought me Sinner, the lady killer. You could have brought me the man who made his woman think he was a superhero. Hell, you could have brought me the stalker, but no. You brought me the guy who won the thumb war, but still lost the girl. You brought me the man who has a sixteen year old, but no woman. And you brought me the man who fights with his woman for a living.” I turned and headed for the door, determined to figure this out on my own. “Hey!” Cap called from behind me. “I showed up.” “Yeah, the man that’s hanging onto his woman by knocking her up repeatedly. Don’t think that’ll work here.” ![]()
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Sue G.
10/27/2019 06:29:06 pm
This looks interesting.
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